Advice for anyone using the Contact webmaster page

I get a lot of requests via the Contact Webmaster page and most of them I am unable to accommodate.

If you wish to offer your SEO services: Please don't bother to send me obvious boilerplate spam messages as they will be ignored. My view is that if you are a successful SEO consultancy, I will be able to find you, as your professional website will feature high in Google search results. That will be the best endorsement of your abilities.

If you want Steve to play at your, or your son or daughter's, birthday party, anniversary or bar mitzvah, or any other event please contact Steve's booking agent: Steve's Booking Agent

If you want to send a message to Steve: Please use the Website Forum. Steve's management regularly review forum posts.

If you want free stuff, autographs, signed memorabilia, etc.: Firstly check the Website Shop to see what is available for sale, and secondly you can post your request on the Website Forum. Steve's management regularly review forum posts, but please do not publish any personal contact details. If your request has merit then they will contact you via your registered email address.

If you you have forgotten your password: Try this page.

If you have forgotten your username: Try this page.

If you want to change your username, email or password: Please Login first and then visit this page.

If you cannot log in despite trying the above: You probably haven't activated your account. When you register for an account you must respond to the email we send you when you submit your registration. If you haven't received the email, you have either mistyped your email address, or it has gone into your spam folder. So either try again, or check your spam folder. To stop messages going into your Spam folder, take a look at this page.

If you still have problems: Then feel free to contact me to delete your registration so that you can start again.

If you have problems actually using the website, forum, shop, etc.: This is what the Contact Webmaster page is for, so please contact me for help.

Andy Fearon (Webmaster)