...Hmmmmmm talking of posters, did a certain lady manage to nick the large 4ft banner on the roadside as you enter Holmfirth proudly declaring "Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel at the Picturedrome". Well did you? It was still there as I drove out of town late Saturday morning and I know you hadn't yet left town.

It wasn't me who wrote the epitaph, I only burned the old girl's photograph

After all these years it takes a French bird to decipher that line for me...I could never make it out

I was too busy polishing the floor with kerosene.

So what did you do with the vaseline? Light it?

There ya go.....I finally know the lyrics to It Wasn't Me.....nearly forty years later.

The trouble with cd's with lyrics printed on the booklet is you can't bleedin' read 'em, especially at Pandorahs age!!
Mind you I always thought it was the 'old crows photograph'
should've gone to specsavers!