I shall be bringing with me the imitation silk scarf purchased at Wembley Empire Pool and never washed since. The lovely Pandora still swears to this day that I stole it from her. Not so,Debs, just ask my mum if she remembers giving me a clip round the 'earole for "chucking my money away on something that won't last". xxx

Blimey.

I've got a 'silk' scarf somewhere that I bought at the 'Best Years' tour.

Pale green, I think it is.

Now, where did I put it ?