Crikey, I nearly choked on my Corn Flakes when I saw this;

Dyke sets England World Cup target

FA chairman Greg Dyke says the England team should aim to reach the semi-final of Euro 2020 and win the World Cup in 2022.Jesus Christ! this man is allowed to walk the streets in this country without carers either side of him, I've got more chance of Megan Fox asking me for a date than Ingerland winning the World Cup ever!!!!! If you see this man do not approach him, and avoid eye contact at all costs!

On a lighter note England and Arsenal winger Theo Walcott, 23, has likened Manchester United striker Dwayne Looney's head injury to "something out of a horror film," adding, "his scar looks pretty nasty too!!!!!"