Just last evening
I was out in the garden bringing In an arm full of washing from the line .when as I walked past the patio doors that leads out to the garden , that very page from the Dailey Express ( page 31 ) suddenly appeared ! pressed against the glass for me to see
as I stumbled across the patio from the garden.
Needless to say I nearly dropped a pile of socks and pants that were pivoted on top of this arm full! on to the patio in shock !
" where'd you get that ? "
I've yelled through the glass .
" one of the blokes at work gave me it to me in the canteen at lunchtime "
Came the reply .
Deborah's eyes widen and steps closer to the glass to take a closer look .
The header line to the paper reads
Your Health !
Then
Rebel without a pause jumps out of the page
And her hero sporting a BobDylan T shirt worn under an unbuttoned ( very nice ) shirt .
Then Deborah remembers !
papers that come home that are collected up from all the guys in the canteen are purely for one reason ! and one reason only !
Deborah panics as page 31 of the Day Express is slowly removed from the other side of the patio Doors !
Arms full of washing unable to open the door into the house unaided she yells through the glass
Oi!
" don't be using that to light the wood burner "
Seeing the mischievous grin ! Deborah feared the worst
But it really only took just one look ! For the words to quickly follow '
" Would I dear ? "
No.
Not if you knows what's best for your health